Going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

me: *drops hint*

me: *trips over hint*

me: *nudges you with hint*

me: *punches you in the face with hint*

crush: lol what


In class our teacher held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all like “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all like “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said “don’t tell somebody they’re wrong until you’ve seen things from their point of view”

that spoke to me


today in 6th period, it was pouring rain and I arrived late to class due to appreciating the rainfall. So when I finally walked in, I was dripping wet and the teacher gave me a dirty look and said she was going to mark me tardy with a referral to the office and I point my finger at her and said “no” AND THEN THUNDER CRACKLED AT THAT EXACT MOMENT AND THE POWER WENT OUT and just to freak out everyone, I whisper “666” and this girl screamed.